Shea svvords is the greatest person ever

Liam amoyed is my best friend and I love him Gay just leads to gay

clannyphantom:

i listened to a boy in my history class have a lengthy discussion in graphic detail about how many times he masturbated on the weekend but god forbid a girl ask her friend for a tampon in a voice louder than a whisper

rnints:

this isnt a humor blog its more of a cry for help

deal-breaker:

Welcome to America where everyone is equal except everyone

japesofwrath:

howiviewafrica:

A Urine Powered Generator. An amazing accomplishment by four brilliant girls. The girls are are Duro-Aina Adebola (14), Akindele Abiola (14), Faleke Oluwatoyin (14) and Bello Eniola (15).
 
 
  • 1 Liter of urine gives you 6 hours of electricity.

  • The system works like this:

    • Urine is put into an electrolytic cell, which separates out the hydrogen.
    • The hydrogen goes into a water filter for purification, which then gets pushed into the gas cylinder.
    • The gas cylinder pushes hydrogen into a cylinder of liquid borax, which is used to remove the moisture from the hydrogen gas.
    • This purified hydrogen gas is pushed into the generator.

This is amazing. Give them a billion dollars right now. They may have just saved the planet. 

fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel

*allstate commercial guy voice* CAN I GET A PROMO

victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN

victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN

bearholdt:

Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

cooldudebro:

*gets changed right in front of the window because i love to give back to the community*

394 plays

when u see a hottie on the street

to the people who have followed me lately that I did not greet

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prasejeebus:

"The gays" I say with a dry monotone voice completely ignoring my own very apparent homosexuality 

vesley:

anyone who isn’t following my blog